you

you are so ugly, that I would not even let you kiss my tail.

Smell it

Smell it, smell it. 

Smells real bad.

You should really do something about that. 

You

You are looking at me, and I am looking at you, Ugly!

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                                                    LLOOOSSSEERR

Yup you smell like

Sniff, sniff, sniff, yup you smell like $hit

To be or not to be

To be an idiot, or to be yourself 

You

You are the type who thinks they have farted, but actually shits !